"Miss M, do you know how babies are made?"
"Ah, yes I do."
"Oh okay, that's good. It's just that my Mum read me 'the book' last night and said I could tell one friend at school so I thought I'd teach you because you said you like learning new things from your students."
"To dear Miss Marvolous M
Thank you for being in our classroom and making leaning fun! We have leart alot.
We will miss you deeply.
Good luck with your knew class all by yourself. Great job being taken into a knew school straight away.
We will forever remember you.
We will love you as a friend forevs.
Little Human 1 "Miss M, I just don't understand why war has to happen. Why don't the countries just talk to each other and sort it out, so no one has to die?"
Little Human 2 "That wouldn't work, boys don't talk about their feelings!!"
"The public speaking competition requires you to write and present a 2 to 3 minute speech."
"Miss M, what is the time limit of this speech?"
"Miss M, what happens if my speech goes overtime?"
"Miss M, what if my speech is 1 minutes 59 seconds?"
"Miss M, what will happen if my speech is longer than 3 minutes"
"Miss M, can my speech be 3 minutes 24 seconds?"
"Miss M, my speech might be 4 minutes, is that okay?"
"I think I might write a speech that goes for 2 minutes and 12 seconds, is that okay?"
"Miss M you look tired!"
"Oh really, I think it may just be that my eyeliner has smudged today."
"No it's definitely just big rings of black under your eyes. You need to sleep."
"Define the word 'incorrigible' and put it in a sentence."
"Incorrigible refers to a persons behaviour that is not able to be changed. My brother is an incorrigible flirt."
Mid change in the gym locker room, bra above my head, I hear an inquisitive voice..."Miss M, is that you?"