"Miss M I'm so tired!! 60% of the time I go to bed at 10pm, 50% of the time I try to go to bed at 9pm, but 30% of the time I stay awake until 11pm."
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"Miss M did you just see that hot guy?"
"Pardon?" "That shirtless guy we just passed that was mowing his lawn. He had tattoos all over his torso. I'm just telling you that he had lots of muscles and I know that's some peoples gizz. If you don't have a boyfriend he could become yours." "Miss M, he just swore at me. He called me the g word!!!"
"Alright boys, come over here"..."exactly what did he say to you?" [Through loud sobs]..."He said I was a big g...g...jerk!" |
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